My Wallet Aches
Posts in category Jokes/Laughter
Lucky One
Lucky One
Loony Family
Loony Family
Cave Woman
Cave Woman Three ladies, one of them elderly, go to a Night Club. An elderly man shows interest in the elderly lady. Lady 1 says to the elderly lady : Go ahead and say Hi to the man. He is smiling at you. Lady 2 says: Don’t do that! In these times, the man should […]
Relative Joke
Relative Joke
Equally Strict Boss
Equally Strict Boss Two employees come to ask the Boss for a salary raise. Boss is talking to someone on the phone : ‘You are always complaining about something. You think that everything is easy and you can get whatever you want without pulling your weight. What happened to hard work to get what […]
No-Brainer
No-Brainer A rather simple-minded girl tells her friend. Girl : My friend Linda is visiting! Remember, I told you about the girl in school who was a loser and going nowhere… Friend: Oh! Is Linda that girl? Girl: No, that’s me! Linda is the one who was brilliant and told me that I have […]
Unfair loan refusal
Unfair loan refusal Lady 1: I went to so many banks asking for a loan. They all refused, even though I had several excellent references. Lady 2: I don’t understand. Why did they refuse? Lady 1: Because they checked them all out !!
Payment for no Ailment
Payment for no Ailment Man goes to the Doctor for a checkup, comes back and looks sad. Wife: Why do you look so sad? What did they tell you? Man: I paid a big bundle of money for the checkup and they told me that don’t have anything wrong!
Which husband?
Which husband? Two Ladies are chatting. Lady 1: Did you know that our neighbor’s husband flew away with another woman? Lady 2: That’s his wife’s fault. Lady 1: Why ? Did she drive him to the airport?! Lady 2: No. Because she did not know how to keep him under control. Lady 1: Well, how […]
